No meat at ‘Noah’ party (Page Six, NY Post):
Where’s the beef? That’s what the carnivores were wondering as they arrived at the Boathouse in Central Park for the “Noah” party.
The buffet tables were loaded with various forms of edible vegetable matter, but there was no meat, fish or cheese — because director Darren Aronofsky is vegan, as was the hero of his biblical epic, as played by Russell Crowe.
Fun fact: Carnivores are animals who can only survive by eating meat. This category does not include humans, who are omnivorous and perfectly capable (in most cases) of being vegan.
Another fun fact: “Edible vegetable matter” is also called, perhaps more appetizingly, “AWESOME VEGAN FOOD.”